I don't Want

i don't want to sit over some trendy cafe lunch table and sip coffee with you. i hate coffee. i don't want to learn what you're like, so i'll be able to more accurately pinpoint how much better you are than me. i don't want your stupid awkward looks, or to hear about your stupid music tastes, or books, or look at your stupid face, or hear about the stuff you make, which i probably wouldn't like. i've built you all up in my head and i bet you're nothing alike.